Super star snake
My snake is a kick ass motha trucka, guys. He survived being wrapped in packing tape for like 14 hours and was wise enough to avoid all drugs. I’m amazed. It’s been a rough time for us, but Ivar is a true star. Mother and I were shocked when he lived though this. It’s blown my entire mind.
Ivar, I know I call you poopsicle, banana breath, shithead, and pooper scooper more than your actual name, and I know I accidentally dropped a mouse on your head once, but I love you to the moon. Live forever.
Me on an average night.
(via staygoldendear)
That girl was a one time teenage drama queen
A hot, tough everyday wannabee
But she’ll have changed her destiny
Now she’s a somebody
That girl was a wild child dreamer but she’ll find herself
‘Cause she believes in nothin’ else
And you’ll look back and you won’t believe
That girl was me
lolololololol Remember that song???
(Source: bloodydifficult, via no-remedyfor-memory)
I don’t know what the fuck it is about good guys. They always get the shit.
I should know.
(Source: laserpistol, via euphoricnauseeaa)
I’m pretty much in love with her.
(sorry)
YOU GUYS I JUST MET RAVEN SYMONE AFTER SISTER ACT ON BROADWAY OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS
Photos on the plane! NYC, baby. That’s what’s up!
where is my wife.
(via simplemotherfuckr)
